Why is Colton Haynes leaving Teen Wolf?
Jackson and Lydia are a couple; Scott and Allison are a couple; what does that make Stiles and Derrick?
When she said Tyler, I don’t think she was talking about Posey…
What just happened…
I don’t know if I should watch the aftershow or finish my essay. I can’t believe that I’m staying up doing homework on the first day of school.
Time for Teen Wolf…
I started chanting “Where’s Stiles?” even before Sheriff Stalinski did.
So yeah… Teen Wolf in 20 minutes. I think I’m going to die from excitedness.
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A Completely Accurate Guide to Teen Wolf - The Characters
This is Stiles. He is the lead and emotional heart of the show.
Stiles doesn’t just give you feels, he SHOVES THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.
Stiles is totally hilarious.
Stiles is perfection and sunshine and puppies and rainbows and fandom loves him best.
Seriously, this is non-negotiable.
This is Derek. He’s a werewolf and, more importantly, Stiles’ boyfriend (he hates that word about as much as he hates this shirt Stiles made him wear. This is actually true).
Like all great woobies, Derek just NEEDS A HUG. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GIVE THE MAN A HUG ALREADY!!!!
Unfortunately for Derek, Stiles is the brains in their relationship and Derek has absolutely no idea what he’s doing.
Fortunately, Derek is a badass. This makes up for a lot.
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!
…IN A REALLY SLASHY WAY.
This is Stiles’ best friend, Scott. Logical thinking is not his forte. The show - and fandom - embraces this fact greatly.
This is Allison, Scott’s girlfriend. She is totally kickass and complex and complicated and fandom has no clue what she’s doing with Scott.
This is Lydia. She is better than you. And me. And everyone. Except Stiles.
This is Jackson. He may be an asshole, but he’s fabulous, bitches. Jackson is occasionally a lizard.
This is Danny, Jackson’s best friend. As with Scott and Allison, no one’s quite sure why Danny hangs around with an ass like Jackson. All fandom knows is that Danny is awesome, and we’re just glad that he does hang around with an ass like Jackson.
Meet Papa Stilinski, Stiles’ dad. He’s the sheriff of Beacon Hills and, if it were humanly possible, he’d be even more awesome than Stiles himself (sadly this can never happen, as it would cause a rip in the space-time continnum).
Now meet Mama McCall, Scott’s mom. She has to deal with the fact that, tragically, her son is a potato WHO DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE THE BOX OF CONDOMS.
Allison’s mom, Mama Argent, is legitimately terrifying. SRSLY, I’M PRETTY SURE SHE FEASTS ON THE SOULS OF DEAD CHILDREN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT. P.S. I LOVE HER.
Papa Argent, on the other hand, seems to be the only sane one in the entirely freaking family - Allison included. Also? HOT LIKE BURNING.
Finally, this is Peter, AKA, THE BEST VILLAIN IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVER. Unlike some of the characters, Peter ACTUALLY HAS A BRAIN. And uses it, recognising that intelligence in others. Hence the reason he totally hits on Stiles and Lydia (this is also completely true. I am actually not making this up).
I literally made this honking/squeaking/squeal type noise when it came to the potato.
So I’m finally caught up completely on Teen Wolf. I really want to find a buddy that I can watch it with. I looked on facebook and only the super popular people liked the page. Getting Jacob to watch it was a complete fail. I thought he’d love it.